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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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razcal:

superdanger-us:

Melicoccus bijugatus, commonly known as the ‘Genip.’

Grows like a grape. 

Peels like a tangerine.

Tastes like a mango.

Has a pit like a peach.

That fruit is so curious with itself and it’s OKAY! 

in puerto rico theyre called “quenepas” and also if you ever eat one be very careful, they are delicious but theyre also very slippery, my mom used to make us eat them on a fork because you can choke on them easily.

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"I guess"

I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass  (via itsthelesbiana)

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xinajii:

If I had a girlfriend and she wanted to fuck another dude id be fine with it

listen…if you ever get a girlfriend and she wants to fuck the local dealer you gotta let her do it…

that guy will OWE YOU and you will be the happiest bastard in the neighborhood

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